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Rappin’ for Jesus – Church Video Fails – ‘Jesus Christ is my Nigga’

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Given the rapid decline of young people interested in church or formal religious services, I understand why some ministers would look for creative ways to keep church youth interested in the program.

Here’s a tip: rapping for Jesus is not the way for a white middle-aged pastor to reach young people. At least not in the way he had in mind.

And if you insist on making a desperate attempt to connect with young people by making yourself look like a fool, at least please leave out lines like “Jesus Christ is my nigga.'”

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